bitterfarts

Fueled by brewBuilt to FART & BURP This isn’t gas… this is liquid courage turned into sonic warfare Face farts? I chug, wait… then drown him in bubbles Dick farts? Cock buried between cheeks — BRRRRRAAAAAPPP on demand. Lap farts? He sits. I hover. The drink demands sacrifice. Public or outdoor farts? I don’t care who hears — the brew made me do it. SOLO & B/G videos – loud, messy, unapologetic Sexting with pics/vids included Customs? Absolutely — tell me where to blast, and how much beer to drink first B/G videos? Cheaper when you bulk buy or renew — more bang for your beer-bloated buck DM me for rates — biz talk is free, but the farts & burps? That’s premium worship. You don’t just watch me fart… you pray to the brew.